Monday, October 20, 2008

Pine Nut Purple

By Giggles Anderson

Not only does Meth rot your teeth, but with the wrong ingredients or recipe, you may cook up a batch of crystal Death.

Lest we forget, death is a steep price to pay for the Recessional user who simply wants an exciting, yet inexpensive vacation. This all-inclusive package includes three aggression-filled weeks spent fully awake, basking in the glory of nonstop paranoia, with several hours of escapism smartly squandered by hallucinations of gator wrestling with Janet Reno.

Seriously, who can resist this unique opportunity for an arrestable travel getaway spent sifting through construction sites for copper wires, parasailing above the powerlines, and sprightly spelunking through the local landfill?

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